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Re: The British Secret Serv...

Michael O'Neill
SubjectRe: The British Secret Service...[was Re: Republicanism still an offence in Eng
FromMichael O'Neill
Date2002-04-25 03:10 (2002-04-25 02:10)
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Follows?jevind L?ng
FollowupsCelaeno (22h & 11m) > Michael O'Neill

?jevind L?ng wrote:

?jevind L?ng
Raven wrote:

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Raven
<precisely. what is the definition of an irish cross-dresser? he likes to wear orange clothes.>

?jevind L?ng
Thank you for the information! In return, I'll tell you why the Irish kneecap people. It is all the fault of the leprechauns. The leprechauns, being so short, shoot people in the knee because they can't reach any higher <snip>

...and there was me thinking the whole point of a gun was action at a distance.

But no, scandinavian researchers have determined that gun-toting midgets now need to be able to reach out and touch their targets in order to shoot them...

...and they wonder what happenned to the Vikings...

<shakes head...>

M.