Subject | Re: Queen mother (of Britain) has died |
From | Donald Shepherd |
Date | 2002-04-01 02:49 (2002-04-01 10:49) |
Message-ID | <MPG.17124ba6137989aa9897f2@mail.uq.edu.au> |
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Newsgroups | alt.fan.tolkien |
Follows | ?jevind L?ng |
?jevind L?ngAren't you supposed to kill him for revealing your secret? -- *Dlanod*, *the* *Sparkly* *Nazgul* Pimp of Morgoth Worshipper of Arwen Lune
David Salo wrote:
[snip]David Salo?jevind L?ng
All those scientists think the earth is round -- but it could be flat! All those scientists think that the sun is at the center of the solar system -- but maybe *Pluto* is in the center! All those scientists think there are galaxies out there -- but maybe they're just spiderwebs on their telescope lenses! All those scientists say the universe is big -- but maybe it all fits inside my skull! All those scientists say that Middle-earth is fiction -- but maybe there are elves walking among us! All those scientists believe the world operates according to natural laws -- but maybe Uncle ?je is controlling everything from behind the scenes! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Psst! If you keep shtum about this I'll give you lot and lots of flokarinos.