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Donald Shepherd
SubjectRe: Queen mother (of Britain) has died
FromDonald Shepherd
Date2002-04-01 02:49 (2002-04-01 10:49)
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In article <iqGp8.1425$tI1.3799@nntpserver.swip.net>, ?jevind L?ng (ojevind.lang@swipnet.se) says...

?jevind L?ng
David Salo wrote:

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David Salo
All those scientists think the earth is round -- but it could be flat! All those scientists think that the sun is at the center of the solar system -- but maybe *Pluto* is in the center! All those scientists think there are galaxies out there -- but maybe they're just spiderwebs on their telescope lenses! All those scientists say the universe is big -- but maybe it all fits inside my skull! All those scientists say that Middle-earth is fiction -- but maybe there are elves walking among us! All those scientists believe the world operates according to natural laws -- but maybe Uncle ?je is controlling everything from behind the scenes! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

?jevind L?ng
Psst! If you keep shtum about this I'll give you lot and lots of flokarinos.

Aren't you supposed to kill him for revealing your secret? -- *Dlanod*, *the* *Sparkly* *Nazgul* Pimp of Morgoth Worshipper of Arwen Lune