DarthGumby
On Tue, 13 Nov 2001 20:40:26 GMT, Rainbow Heron telepathically conveyed:

Rainbow Heron
On Tue, 13 Nov 2001 05:21:32 -0500, DarthGumby <DarthMyHelmetGumby@hotmail.com>wrote:

DarthGumby
Slim Goodbody's

Rainbow Heron
Oh no...a second grader's nightmare...

<flashback>

AAAAAAHHH! MAKE IT STOP!!!!!

DarthGumby
<DG throws gallon of peroxide at spectral health guru, shouting "be gone, Slim!">

Rainbow Heron
<since Slim already has no outer skin, the peroxide instead *puts* outer skin ON Slim!>

Oops...that's worse! <hides eyes and runs away screaming>

DarthGumby
ARGH! He's flaking! Run!

Rainbow Heron
<RH runs and throws bottles of Head and Shoulders shampoo -as opposed to real poo?- back at Slim, hoping to hit him>

DarthGumby
<One bottle of Head and Shoulders connects with Slim's head. He whirls around, and when he turns back yet another layer of his head is missing, leaving only a glowing red eye>

Rainbow Heron
(sig is hiding under the bed)

DarthGumby
<DG's .sigs join them, positioning a potted plant in front of the bed so Goodbody will never suspect.>

Rainbow Heron
<ng sig notices there's a bag of marbles under the bed, and begins to strategically roll a few out into the room just as footsteps are heard>

DarthGumby
<.sig bets on ng sig's marble-knocking-around skill>

Rainbow Heron
<ng sig uses a Micro Machine DS2 as the masher>

DarthGumby
<DG makes "whooooaaaa" sounds to mimic those small enough to be living inside the MM DS2 bouncing off the walls>

Rainbow Heron
I'll go hide in the garage...

DarthGumby
Lock the doors!

Rainbow Heron
<RH locks the doors and hides in cupboard under sink, clutching a plunger for a weapon and a stash of chapeux>

If that x-rayed health nut gets anywhere near me I'm pelting him with a few of Aunt Harriet's Magic Hats!!

DarthGumby
<alt. .sig puts the drain plug in the sink so Slim can't sneak through the pipes.>

Rainbow Heron
<RH gets bottles of ammonia, rubbing alcohol, salt, and vinegar and fills squirt guns with them>

DarthGumby
<alt. .sig offers RH some furniture polish it found behind the drainpipe>

<DG is busy laughing and rolling on the floor>

Rainbow Heron
<ng sig asks if the marbles on the floor, amoung which DG is rolling, belong to it and if it lost them earlier>

DarthGumby
<DG checks if they fit back in through its ears>

Rainbow Heron
(sig, RH/Alice, & Pokemon are SOOOO happy that DG & .sigs are back!!!)

DarthGumby
<.sigs happily shout "so are we!" and DG holds up a bag of fresh lemons>

Rainbow Heron
<RH cooks up some lemon maragne pie>

DarthGumby
<.sigs dance merigue and eat pie>

Rainbow Heron
Those damn Magic Hats...a second grader's OTHER worst nightmare.

DarthGumby
*shudder*

Rainbow Heron
LOL!!!

I can't believe someone else remembers that!

DarthGumby
I think I had one... I know I had a pilgrim hat.

*curls up in ball and tries to block out memories*

<sig. pings marbles off DG and shouts "get out of the circle, you big lunk!">

Rainbow Heron
-Rainbow Heron (sig wasn't around back then)

I wonder where she would have gone if she had put on a bucket, a toothpaste cap, or a salad bowl.

DarthGumby
<DG puts basket on head, securing the handle under its chin and waits to be transported to a magical land>