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Çheetah!
SubjectRe: [OT] LOTR Hobbit Name Generator
FromÇheetah!
Date11/10/2001 03:36 (11/09/2001 19:36)
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Rimrunner wrote:

Rimrunner
On Fri, 09 Nov 2001 18:47:35 -0700, ?heetah! <rabidhoojib@NOSPAMmailandnews.com>wrote:

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Çheetah!
Get him a gift certificate to "The Castle" adult boutiques.. It's a good bet that Seattle has at least one..

Rimrunner
I think it's in Renton. Every so often, someone protests.

Yea, I nkow what you mean.. Here in AZ, the moral majority (Republicans) outlawed "swing clubs", and killed the 24 hour permits for any adult-oriented businesses statewide, forcing not only the stores to shut down after 1am, but effectively denying the consumer out there the chance to visit said businesses when THEY want to go.. it killed off more than %50 of the normal monthly revenues by doing that, all in the name of "family values" (council meetings showed overwhelming support FOR the businesses, in every public meeting, opponents didn't even bother to show at any of the meetings, yet it became law!)..

Let's not forget, %99 of these businesses are in INDUSTRIAL districts, and by law are more intolerant of minors participating than most bars..

But I digress.. If you'd like to see some of the bullshit that went on, hee's a synopsis of some of the events around here...

http://www.sexwork.com/coalition/Phoenix/contentsphx.html

Çheetah!
The condom & lubricant sections alone are mind-boggling.. It's amazing all the different things that are out on the market.. And if you like watching people visiting a mall, it's MUCH more fun watching couple of all kinds shopping,, =)

Rimrunner
Hey, I prefer to support local small businesses, which is why I go to Toys in Babeland. Besides, they have a cooler name. Not much porn, though.

Well, he wants "porn", right? Sending him to the Circus when he wants to go to the Rodeo just defeats the purpose, IMHO... =)

Taking him shopping would work if our shopping styles weren't fundamentally incompatible. It's bad enough trailing Erik through the Bon Marche. (French-speaking readers take note, this is a high-end Seattle-area department store. I too find this amusing.)

Yea, but nothing says "I care" like shopping for porn does... =)

-g, a gift certificate, though, isn't a bad idea

Yea... Betcha he'll spend hours in the Castle just trying to decide what to use it for.. (so many options, so little time!)

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