Google| Subject | Re: [OT] LOTR Hobbit Name Generator |
| From | Rainbow Heron |
| Date | 11/13/2001 21:40 (11/13/2001 21:40) |
| Message-ID | <3bf1707e.722500237@nntp.ftc-i.net> |
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| Newsgroups | rec.arts.sf.starwars.misc |
| Follows | DarthGumby |
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On Tue, 13 Nov 2001 05:21:32 -0500, DarthGumby <DarthMyHelmetGumby@hotmail.com>wrote:
<RH runs and throws bottles of Head and Shoulders shampoo -as opposed to real poo?- back at Slim, hoping to hit him>DarthGumbyRainbow HeronDarthGumbyDarthGumbyRainbow Heron
Slim Goodbody's
Oh no...a second grader's nightmare...
<flashback>
AAAAAAHHH! MAKE IT STOP!!!!!
<DG throws gallon of peroxide at spectral health guru, shouting "be gone, Slim!">
<since Slim already has no outer skin, the peroxide instead *puts* outer skin ON Slim!>
Oops...that's worse! <hides eyes and runs away screaming>
ARGH! He's flaking! Run!
<ng sig uses a Micro Machine DS2 as the masher>DarthGumbyRainbow HeronRainbow HeronDarthGumby
(sig is hiding under the bed)
<DG's .sigs join them, positioning a potted plant in front of the bed so Goodbody will never suspect.>
<ng sig notices there's a bag of marbles under the bed, and begins to strategically roll a few out into the room just as footsteps are heard>
<.sig bets on ng sig's marble-knocking-around skill>
<RH gets bottles of ammonia, rubbing alcohol, salt, and vinegar and fills squirt guns with them>DarthGumbyRainbow HeronRainbow HeronDarthGumby
I'll go hide in the garage...
Lock the doors!
<RH locks the doors and hides in cupboard under sink, clutching a plunger for a weapon and a stash of chapeux>
If that x-rayed health nut gets anywhere near me I'm pelting him with a few of Aunt Harriet's Magic Hats!!
<alt. .sig puts the drain plug in the sink so Slim can't sneak through the pipes.>
<DG is busy laughing and rolling on the floor><ng sig asks if the marbles on the floor, amoung which DG is rolling, belong to it and if it lost them earlier>
<RH cooks up some lemon maragne pie>Rainbow HeronDarthGumby
(sig, RH/Alice, & Pokemon are SOOOO happy that DG & .sigs are back!!!)
<.sigs happily shout "so are we!" and DG holds up a bag of fresh lemons>
LOL!!!Rainbow HeronDarthGumby
Those damn Magic Hats...a second grader's OTHER worst nightmare.
*shudder*
I can't believe someone else remembers that!
-Rainbow Heron (sig wasn't around back then)
I wonder where she would have gone if she had put on a bucket, a toothpaste cap, or a salad bowl. =========================================http://web.infoave.net/~rkanderson/rassm/swc.htm Rainbow Heron's Sith War Characters Page
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