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Re: LotR is Unrealistic!

Arwen Lune
SubjectRe: LotR is Unrealistic!
FromArwen Lune
Date01/19/2002 13:43 (01/19/2002 13:43)
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Follows?jevind L?ng
Followupsmorgan mair fheal (1h & 49m)

Via mysterious ways, a message from ?jevind L?ng reached me on Thu, 17 Jan 2002 10:24:11 +0100. This is what it read:

?jevind L?ng
I do have a problem with elves, wizards, dragons, wraiths, magic rings, hobbits, ents, dwarves and so on. They all turn up in the evenings and talk about their problems when I want to sleep. And that does include the magic rings; after all, the Ring spoke on Mount Doom, didn't it?

That's probably why it drove Gollum insane - the bloody thing just *wouldn't* *shut* *up*!

Darth Arwen (used to have earrings like that)

-- "Bother" said Pooh. "Send out the Nine, I want my Ring!"