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Re: LotR is Unrealistic!

George Kapitsopoulos
SubjectRe: LotR is Unrealistic!
FromGeorge Kapitsopoulos
Date01/17/2002 12:20 (01/17/2002 13:20)
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"Flame of the West" <jsolinasNoSpam@erols.com>wrote in message news:3C4688B8.C34FABDA@erols.com...

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"?jevind L?ng" wrote:

?jevind L?ng
I want to complain at the fact that nowhere in the book are any Rohirrim given kitchen duty for turning up too late at roll call. That is a

common

occurrence in real armies and *should* have been included.

Flame of the West
And how come nobody ever goes to the bathroom? Do you think Elves even go to the bathroom? And is there a bathroom aboard the USS Enterprise?

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-- FotW

Reality is for those who cannot cope with Middle-earth.

Actually, in Star Trek, transporter technology is used to beam poohpooh right out of the crew's bowels.

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