Subject | Re: LotR is Unrealistic! |
From | David Wall |
Date | 01/17/2002 20:54 (01/17/2002 19:54) |
Message-ID | <Xns919997D8DADC9darkononenet@209.249.90.100> |
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Newsgroups | alt.fan.tolkien |
Follows | ?jevind L?ng |
Followups | ?jevind L?ng (2h & 38m) > David Wall |
?jevind L?ngI would have said that was Frodo, but never mind. If you have all these legendary critters showing up at night, maybe you ought to lay off the mushrooms -- or send me some.
David K. Wall wrote:David K. Wall?jevind L?ng
"?jevind L?ng" <ojevind.lang@swipnet.se>wrote:?jevind L?ngDavid K. Wall
I want to complain at the fact that nowhere in the book are any Rohirrim given kitchen duty for turning up too late at roll call. That is a common occurrence in real armies and *should* have been included.
LotR is fantasy, right? You don't seem to have a problem with elves, wizards, dragons, wraiths, magic rings, hobbits, ents, orcs, dwarves, and so on, so why worry about warriors who actually want to fight, and show up on time?
I do have a problem with elves, wizards, dragons, wraiths, magic rings, hobbits, ents, dwarves and so on. They all turn up in the evenings and talk about their problems when I want to sleep. And that does include the magic rings; after all, the Ring spoke on Mount Doom, didn't it?