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Re: LotR is Unrealistic!

21st.Centuryboy
SubjectRe: LotR is Unrealistic!
From21st.Centuryboy
Date01/17/2002 12:06 (01/17/2002 12:06)
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"David K. Wall" <darkon@one.net>wrote in message news:Xns9198D911AD44darkononenet@24.2.68.108...

David K. Wall
"?jevind L?ng" <ojevind.lang@swipnet.se>wrote:

?jevind L?ng
I want to complain at the fact that nowhere in the book are any Rohirrim given kitchen duty for turning up too late at roll call. That is a

common

occurrence in real armies and *should* have been included.

David K. Wall
LotR is fantasy, right? You don't seem to have a problem with elves, wizards, dragons, wraiths, magic rings, hobbits, ents, orcs, dwarves, and so on, so why worry about warriors who actually want to fight, and show up on time?

You want realism? Think about the less-wealthy Galadhrim who live in the lower parts of the trees, and have to put up with Celeborn and pals

pissing

off the edge of the flet. (or worse) "Oh you uncultured hobbits! We

have

the latest in healthful open-air plumbing!" (On the other hand, maybe

they

get a peek up Galadriel's dress occasionally.)

I wish you had not said that about looking up Galadriel's dress, im going to think that everytime i see her now. :-)