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Snit Digest: Sigmond sock puppet

So Sigmond was a new poster that appeared early in January 2004, and was quickly pegged as a sock puppet of Snit. Here is his first post ever:
01/06/2004 Re: Why I hate MS
Sigmond <> (

"please stop posting this garbage. refute the man or give up."
Responding to Elizabot, who wasn't slow to catch on and followed up with:
01/07/2004 Re: Why I hate MS
Elizabot <> (

"shut up, sockpuppet."
The very next post from sigmond:
01/07/2004 Re: Why I hate MS
Sigmond <> (
Was from the IP, which incidentally was the same IP that Snit has posted from many times, like here:
01/01/2004 1973 US ready to seize oilfields
Snit <> (
Just shy of a week earlier. Ooops! Elizabot pointed this out, of course, and Snit's reply was:
01/07/2004 Re: Snit's Sockpuppet Speaketh (was Re: Why I hate MS)
Snit <>

"Wrong again - I have no idea who Sigmond is. Maybe someone who snuck into my house."
Presumably out of sheer frustration of being caught, Snit posted this using his sigmond sock puppet:
<> - Google link

March 22, 2004
It's likely that you've never heard of Elizabot, but soon people all around the world will be talking about her and watching her naked on the Internet!
Elizabot will be the star of her own all-free / all-the-time adult web site showcasing her wild sexual desires that can no longer be contained, supported only by advertising revenue. Elizabot looks like your average woman, but she says that she's been living a double life of wild sexual exploration.
When interviewed by UJ reporters, Elizabot said, "My friends and family will be shocked by this news, but I can no longer pretend to be a by-the-rules average person who they all think I am! I love sex and I can't get enough! If a day goes by without sex, it's a wasted day. Whether it's a stranger I met at a bar, another woman, or 3 men filling every hole at the same time, I'm happy and feel satisfied."
Elizabot said that getting laid everyday by dozens of men, and making money doing it via a web site is a dream job! This is what made her decision to launch this venture an easy one. "I really had no idea how much money you could make on the Internet until I started selling personalized porno videos and pictures to lonely men on eBay. I made a lot of money very quickly.", said Elizabot.
Elizabot says that she practices safe sex and always requires her partners to wear a condom when being penetrated, but loves the taste of semen and usually asks her partners to ejaculate in her mouth or on her breasts.
The beta launch of her web site can be found here, with a full launch expected later this month.sigmond