Alan Baker
"Alan Baker" wrote in message news:alangbaker-90E779.17172230062012@news.shawcable.net...

In article <u5JHr.61098$hJ3.19866@newsfe14.iad>, "Michael" <ArchangelMichael@aol.com>wrote:

Michael
"Alan Baker" wrote in message news:alangbaker-198AFE.11084530062012@news.shawcable.net...

In article <FLCHr.55599$GJ4.35783@newsfe16.iad>, "Michael" <ArchangleMichael@aol.com>wrote:

So lets be clear, you won't race me wheel to wheel on a open road? I didn't think you would. You are a gutless coward. You're all hat, Zero.

I'm not planning to be in your part of the country, Michael, but let's be clear:

You told me you have much more money than I will EVER have, but I'm going to Laguna Seca, and you now claim you won't meet the challenge there because you're too poor?

Alan Baker
No - but if you want to use that as your excuse, go ahead.

But I will be more than happy to meet you on the open road for an "illegal speed contest" any time, in the hopes of hurting you.

So now you can dance away, Granny, err, Zero.

LOL

Too poor and too lacking in the skills.

Michael
Granny Baker the Dancing Queen failing an attempt to dance away his refusal to get into a real race.

Real races take place...

...on real race tracks...

Alan Baker
Hmmmm...... another excuse. You never do seem to run out.

No. No excuse. I'm not driving across the continent to have you a no show as you've already done several times in the past.

You want to show how much better you are?

Fine

. But we do it where I want to be anyway.

If you're a no show at Laguna Seca (as we both know you will be), then I'm not out of pocket for nothing.

I won't even miss you.

Michael
...but you're too afraid--sorry, too poor--to make it out to Laguna Seca this fall.

Alan Baker
Afraid?

Back to using role reversal as yet another excuse!

Laguna Seca is a glorified Go Kart course with glorified Go Karts.

OK, seriously: now you're making your idiocy just too obvious.