Google| Subject | Re: How to do 103 mph? |
| From | Sandman |
| Date | 2012-06-30 17:56 (2012-06-30 17:56) |
| Message-ID | <mr-6125E3.17561930062012@News.Individual.NET> |
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| Newsgroups | comp.sys.mac.advocacy |
| Follows | Michael |
| Followups | Michael (54m) > Sandman |
In article <ZVCHr.16164$5i7.9192@newsfe19.iad>, "Michael" <ArchangleMichael@aol.com>wrote:
MichaelHow to do 100 mph in Michaels shitbox Hyundai?
In a car that tops out at 140 mph?
Ask Alan Baker.
It's called "I'm scared".
Drop it out of an airplane from 10k feet. Probably still won't go fast enough though since it's so aerodynamically retarded.
Strap rocket engines to the sides? So poor build quality that the sides will just rip off and the car remains stationary.
Tow it with a real car. This is a Hyundais normal state, being towed by another car, but will tip over in the slightest corner or crosswind either way.
Run it on a gocart track! This is the only way to get a *percieved* 100 mph out of the car. The gocarts are the only vehicles that have less power than the Hyundai and will actually go slower than it. Either that or take it out in the park and race disabled seniors (like MIchael) in wheel chairs and it will also appear speedy.
Also, you can install a "kicking stereo" and tint the windows which is a genuine failsafe rice boy trick to make it go faster. Also, adhesive multicolored stripes works.
-- Sandman[.net]
2012-06-30-
