Google| Subject | Re: WINDOWS 8 - ANOTHER MS WINNER |
| From | Flint |
| Date | 03/11/2013 14:45 (03/11/2013 09:45) |
| Message-ID | <khkn1d$ogg$1@dont-email.me> |
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| Newsgroups | comp.sys.mac.advocacy |
| Follows | Sandman |
| Followups | Sandman (49m) > Flint |
On 3/11/2013 4:08 AM, Sandman wrote:
SandmanCite evidence from a recognized grammatical authority, weegie. (HINT: you *can't*)
In article <kheal2$mui$1@dont-email.me>, Flint <agent001@section-31.net>wrote:SandmanIncorrect.Flint
^- Also, a sentence. Figure that!
YOU are quite incorrect. ^- a PROPER sentence.
Your one word sentence is NOT considered a proper (aka 'simple') sentence because it lacks an implied "you" subject.
Incredibly incorrect.
How so, sandflea? Do you even know what ironic means? Apparently not.FlintSandman
A proper single word sentence is "Be." or "Go.", but just because you errantly stick a "." behind a word, does NOT necessarily make it a proper sentence, silly.
Ironic.
English proper sentence FAIL.FlintSandman
I've seen it claimed that "I am." is the shortest English sentence, but only *certain* (and only a few) words with an implied "you" is considered a valid sentence.
Incorrect.
I guess not...FlintSandman
(On a side note, there are three single-letter words in English: I,a,O. None of them are complete sentences either because for that you would need a verb.) Since you didn't clearly/specifically state as to who/what you were addressing (for lack of a verb or another thought it clumsily address), guess what? YOU LOSE, reindeer fucker (Ooops forgot the "j's" you weegies are probably more familiar with).
In the contest "Who can be most clueless about English" Flint has now taken the lead over Michael Patelmo from Florida!Flint
Are you even >out< of school yet?
-- MFB
03/06/2013-
