Alan Baker
"Alan Baker" wrote in message news:alangbaker-E53504.17072430062012@news.shawcable.net...

In article <H0JHr.50550$ji7.43303@newsfe20.iad>, "Michael" <ArchangelMichael@aol.com>wrote:

Michael
"Alan Baker" wrote in message news:alangbaker-78FF3E.12034030062012@news.shawcable.net...

In article <SSHHr.45931$v14.7923@newsfe06.iad>, "Michael" <ArchangelMichael@aol.com>wrote:

Alan Baker
"Alan Baker" wrote in message news:alangbaker-44A2D4.10544930062012@news.shawcable.net...

In article <ZVCHr.16164$5i7.9192@newsfe19.iad>, "Michael" <ArchangleMichael@aol.com>wrote:

Michael
In a car that tops out at 140 mph?

Ask Alan Baker.

It's called "I'm scared".

It's called, "there's a 30mph corner at both ends of a straight that is only long enough to get up to 107mph between them". Sebastian Vettel himself could only do about 4mph better...

...but thank you for once again showing conclusively that you lack anything resembling a clue about road racing.

Alan Baker
Then why do you refuse to have an "illegal speed contest" on the open road with me, Zero? And you don't even have to show any money.

Because you're claims are about how fast I should be able to go around Laguna Seca, so that's where you need to show me how much faster you could go.

Michael
Sorry, my budget won't permit Laguna Seca. Last week yes, but a worthless family member who is a Luzer much like you and of the same age bracket hit me up. Like you he didn't have money for his bills . They were going to turn off his phone and electric and he was late with his condo fees. He said he needed "A loan". He tried to hit my brother up but he still owes him for the last three "loans". My brother said; "write it off, you'll never see it".

Riiiight. Next thing you know, you'll have to sell your "Giallo".

Alan Baker
HOOT!!!!!!! MOOHOOHOOHAAHAAHAAHAAHARRRRRRRRRRR!

Michael
LOL

Alan Baker
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

Michael
But your all hat anyway, Zero.

My prediction, you will dance away from a road race with me until the end of your time.

I've already offered you a real road race, Michael.

Alan Baker
HOOT!!!! BWAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHHAAAAAAAAAA.

Yes "real" in a "staged" sort of way. You are a frightened rabbit. When it comes to a "real" bet you dance away - very fast. HOOT!!! BWAHAAAHAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAA.

Nope. I'm just not driving across the country for you to be a no-show...

...again.

Michael
And that is why you are the President of the "Three Zeros Club".

Two quick question: Have you given up your "business" of "setting up" iPads in the middle of the night since your early inheritance windfall. Did you "help" your mom down a flight of stairs?

My mother is alive and well... ...and has never had to give me a dime.

Alan Baker
Yes - the operative phrase here is "never had to". Of course not, you begged and ran a guilt trip like the little creep you are, and mommy "felt bad". Zero.

Nope. Never has either.