Alan Baker
You're the one turning down the challenge, Michael...

Michael
Back to role reversal, I see.

snip the BS.

Nope.

My challenge was first. You're the one who's implying you could do it so much better, so I challenge to come out and show it.

Alan Baker
No Luser, open road, wheel to wheel. And you won't have to show a dime. I'd love to make you mine, Zero.

Laguna Seca is an open road, Michael (congrats on finally giving up on the sock puppets, BTW. That shows some small personal growth. Good for you!).

Now, "Granny" Baker, the "Dancing Queen" will tap dance his way out.

Before we get to your challenge, you have to deal with mine. Are you walking away from it, or running?

Michael
I can't afford Laguna Seca like a well heeled big shot such as you.

So open road, wheel to wheel is the only option open to me.

So when you get a car, ping me and we'll do it, and the best part, you won't have to show any money.

Are you up for it Granny, or will you do your Dancing Queen act, again like on the golf group?