• Michael Patelmo

    04/17/2013

    It takes a big, heavy,boat like Dodge Charger an hour and a half to get from Oslo to Uppsala.

    But it only takes a Honda Accord 90 minutes.

    Wow - only 90 minutes! That Honda sure is faster! Hahahaha!
  • Michael Patelmo

    04/17/2013

    An asset doesn't depreciate the moment you buy it, Brain, it appreciates.
  • Michael Patelmo

    04/16/2013

    Curb weight:

    Dodge Charger 5350
    Honda Accord 3206

    A ton bigger!
  • Michael Patelmo

    07/01/2012

    Laguna Seca is a glorified Go Kart course
  • Michael Patelmo

    06/30/2012

    I want to avoid moving out of a nice house and into a shithole

    Michael says that a $1,300 entry fee to Laguna Seca racing would force him to sell his house
  • Michael Patelmo

    06/30/2012

    Sorry, my budget won't permit Laguna Seca. Last week yes, but a worthless family member who is a Luzer much like you and of the same age bracket hit me up. Like you he didn't have money for his bills . They were going to turn off his phone and electric and he was late with his condo fees. He said he needed "A loan"

    MIichael can't afford the $1,300 entry fee to Laguna Seca racing because he had to "loan" his last money to a "wortless family member"
  • Michael Patelmo

    06/30/2012

    No, I have allocated my money elsewhere.

    Michael says his money is "allocated" elsewhere, so he can't afford a $1,300 cost of racing at Laguna Seca.
  • Michael Patelmo

    06/29/2012

    I can't afford Laguna Seca